Because I have big boobs, my dress just busted open. I also still have 2 hours left at work with no safety pins and majority of my clientele are men. #fml #big boobproblems

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Because I have big boobs, my dress just busted open. I also still have 2 hours left at work with no safety pins and majority of my clientele are men. #fml #big boobproblems

#tbt to 3 years ago when I couldn’t reach something and @crystaaalc just watched 😤

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#tbt to 3 years ago when I couldn’t reach something and @crystaaalc just watched 😤

I’ve been binge watching #californication and #davidduchovny is so fucking hot. 😽 #mcm

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I’ve been binge watching #californication and #davidduchovny is so fucking hot. 😽 #mcm

If I find the perfect gangsta costume, I’ll definitely be wearing my #gunheels for Halloween. #pleasershoes

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If I find the perfect gangsta costume, I’ll definitely be wearing my #gunheels for Halloween. #pleasershoes

Sometimes #Sylvia likes to be fabulous (at Secrets Smoke Shop)

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Sometimes #Sylvia likes to be fabulous (at Secrets Smoke Shop)

One thing I’ll miss about summer is being able to go out for a walk by the lake without shivering. #chicago

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One thing I’ll miss about summer is being able to go out for a walk by the lake without shivering. #chicago

Hey there cheese hat #greenbay #thepackers

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Hey there cheese hat #greenbay #thepackers

Now that #PauGasol is playing for the Bulls, I feel like I’m going to be cheating on The Lakers with The Bulls.

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Now that #PauGasol is playing for the Bulls, I feel like I’m going to be cheating on The Lakers with The Bulls.

Sometimes you’re at work and you wear #strapons #sextoys

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Sometimes you’re at work and you wear #strapons #sextoys

#tbt to 2010, when I met @kyleeven after a @breathecarolina show.

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#tbt to 2010, when I met @kyleeven after a @breathecarolina show.

Sometimes I be a #hotbitch #pinklips #crazyeyes #selfie

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Sometimes I be a #hotbitch #pinklips #crazyeyes #selfie

#Chipotle and I matched on #tinder it’s meant to be

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#Chipotle and I matched on #tinder it’s meant to be

Sometimes Melvin is looking pretty fancy #meninsuits

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Sometimes Melvin is looking pretty fancy #meninsuits

💁 kind of loving my new thin #eyebrows #blackandwhite

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💁 kind of loving my new thin #eyebrows #blackandwhite

#galaxy looking hair

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#galaxy looking hair